Eshin Direct

Max Payne was spoiled by yet another talking couple and again, the girlfriend was doing the most talking. Unfortunately, the guy didn’t have balls like the other guy in my previous post¹, and she just continued yakking through the whole show. I have perfected my Singapore Stare powers and successfully unleashed it on the guy² Her powers were a little stronger as she deftly ignored my attempts at inflicting the Stare until the last fifteen minutes of the show when the bright lights of the explosions on-screen illuminated my Stare so that even she could not miss it.

It was clear she wanted to canoodle with the guy rather than watching a poor conversion of a computer game to film movie. I almost wish she attended to him orally. Not one to make snap judgements, her clothes did seem to suggest a certain professionalism in that regard and it certainly would have been a whole load quieter.

1. See Solo Movies [↩]
2. The guy was American so I suspect he’s not yet immune to the Singapore Stare. [↩]

Tags: annoying girlfriends, cinemas, irritations, talking