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It dawned on me as I was sitting in The Peak Cafe looking out at the escalator, that it’s just like sitting in Genki Sushi with the conveyor belt sushi rolling by. Except with people. Although you don’t get to pick up the tasty ones you want. And sometimes they look nicer than they taste. You should also probably avoid the ones that smell too.

Chit chatting with my mate, we also figured out wakeboarding is like a relationship with a woman. It’s all about relaxation. Try to pull yourself up to quickly, you fall flat on your face. Go too quickly with the girl… Start looking in the wrong place and not where you’re going, you fall flat on your face. Tense up, you’re going to fall flat on your face. Spend time looking at the babe on the other boat… well, you might just pull it off but more often than not, you’ll fall flat on your face with an unimpressed girlfriend.

Relax and everything comes together.

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