Eshin Direct

For you boys and girls out there keen to live the Nouveau Riche lifestyle, McD’s and Moet DO NOT mix. Nor does dying your hair orange, but that’s according to taste. After I got me hair dyed orange and then dyed a darker shade of brown, I wolfed down McD’s before arriving at this new place in LKF called D’Apartment (interior design, surprisingly enough, done in the style of an apartment). I was meeting two gals I know – Kelly and Rachel – at this Moet launch party that Kelly had the invites for. Anyway, after two mini bottles of Moet, I left and now at home feeling decidedly ill.

So, the lesson for today is – Moet and McD’s don’t mix. It might look cool in pop videos, but it isn’t.